Peter Hain MP: Career Plan
Appearing on the BBC's Politics Show this week, Gordon Brown refused to comment on whether or not he'd have Peter Hain MP [backbench] back in the government if he clears his name.
Although some have already offered advice, the little known PR Consultant, Pippa Wagstaff, decides to offer a career plan:
- Lie low for several months, concentrating on constituents and good causes.
- Show a little humility and bask in the satisfaction of victory when no charges are brought.
- Wait for a Cabinet member to cock-up - coincidentally at the same time as a non-government related disaster story hits the headlines.
- Gently slip Hain back into a different Cabinet post.
Point 5: Pay Miss Wagstaff £10k for good advice.
3 comments:
Are you speaking from experience, Miss Wagstaff?
Or maybe he will decide he might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb and go out and earn some real money ...
Point 6: Mess up again, try to cling on to your job against all hopes.
Point 7. Resign
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